Elizabeth Ellis is the prettiest woman in the universe.
I decided to come back and expand her role a little. I mean, it’s cool to say she is the prettiest woman in Watkinsville. That’s easy. That’s just one small town. But then, of course, I pointed out that she’s the prettiest woman in Georgia.
Now, that is a bold statement. I mean, there are lots of women in Georgia. And ladies, I’m not knocking you – I swear. But when I take into account all the factors that make a woman pretty, I have to stand by my initial claim – Elizabeth Ellis is the prettiest woman in Georgia, by far.
Ok, so we have that all hammered out – it’s time to talk about going big. Go big or go home, right? I make a new claim.
Elizabeth Ellis – Prettiest Woman In Universe
Ok, I could have just started with “Earth”. But you know what? The Universe is what I’m talking about. Certainly I have not seen or met all women in the Universe. But, based on the sampling I have encountered, I’ve used advanced math to determine that the Universe is easily a place where Elizabeth Ellis is prettiest.